.. Cracker

I want to make a post to someone...they come to visit one of my blogs the other day...I know who you are...and I'm gonna leave it up to everyone else on Blogstream to figure it out...I don't think it will take long cause I don't think you can keep your mouth shut long enough...you been doin pretty good though...give ya credit where credit is due...I passed you in the hall at chat one night...that was my first clue...then...you could not resist...you payed me a visit....honey..I been holdin' the leash on your dog for you...remember last ime you payed me a visit?....well, it's gonna happen again...I told you before...I don't put up wit shit on my blog...I'm not gonna say another word...see how long you last...see how long before Pioneer sees it's you Cracker

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, 'I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite
case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the
Queen of England.'

The second surgeon said. 'That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
and both legs in an tractor accident, I reattached them, and 2 years
later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.'

The third surgeon said, 'You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
Woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse
head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
with was the woman's head and the horse's ass. I was able to put them
together and now she's running for President.'

workin' on my first glass of wine...I been doin' better...I can walk off from it...so I know I still got control....long as I'm in control and not it...I have the grandkids...back to the grind of babysittin I guess...another post...another day....today I was thinkin about "dance"...how in life it is like a dance....most women and some men forget who leads in the dance...but it's set up so the man leads...ever wonder about that?...just runs smoother somehow...but the thought...like so many other things got put on a shelf....had a girl friend stop by...she is lookin' for a room mate...I'm lookin' for my freedom...guess we are all lookin' for something....reminds me Hank Williams.."honey, I'm just waitin' for you"....how do you all view your blog?...I see mine as a bar..Cracker's?...well...that's my hide out...I never wanted to many people runnin' to it...like my kitchen..or my porch...if you make it to my kitchen you can say you done something....most people don't make it past the front door in real life...my home is my hide out...I have inherited an ex daughter-in-law...talk about a riot...try that on for size...lead in her ass and gold in her hair...been thinkin' about junkin' the rest...but ...life goes on kiddo's...life goes on....I'm gonna cut it short...maybe post a song...hope you all are havin' a good night...I'll chat at ya later Cracker