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Midnight, Me and the Blues


 bit o Cracker
 

hell-o kids...I didn't get on much at all last night...tried to post but it didn't work out for me...the lady that had my truck towed off...well, it was her grandson with the tow truck...go figure...anyway I ask him if granny was in on the take and then he whipped out his trusty cell phone and called the local Barney Fife's...yes...two deputy's came out to hear this red-faced red-neck rant about how he was just doin his job and no woman was gonna come on his place and get smart....the cops did what they do best...shuffle their feet and look blank...I would guess they are some kin...you know what they say in these hills..."closer the kin easier it slips in"...and around here it ain't a joke...it's a way of life...well the family just got home and the kids are screamin' at the tops of their lungs..so until later...hold 'em down and deal 'em slow...

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 nuttin' honey
 

first..let me tell ya girls...I know where all my extra money and time will be spent...I LOVE THIS PLACE....I didn't know if my legs would carry me out...oh my gosh ...I was soooo relaxed...then we went out to eat...we have tried about all the restrants in this little area...I would rate this one...poor...all the way around...but ah well...you can't have a winner every day...right?....right..

BUT NO!!!!!!

I come home from dinner and noticed right away that something was wrong...my truck...omg...somebody stole my truck!!!!...I get on the phone and call Jimmy...who is sick and didn't answer his phone...so then Carrie called the landlady...there is a rule here...which NO ONE said shit about...if you don't move your vehicle every few days they have it towed off...YES!!!!....so now...I have to go pay this gals uncle/brother Bob 70.00 bucks to get my truck out....

this is what I would like to do...I'll mark that ole gals car...sorry day she had my truck towed off....so my day is comein' to a head on a note

but I'm not gonna let it ruin my day or disturb my night...no...I think I will will think all pleasant thoughts...I just wanted to get the last bit outta my system..

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to the ole gal that had it towed...this is for you darlin'

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but in every life some rain must fall....you all have a great night...

 

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Because She Would Ask Me Why 
I Loved Her

If questioning would make us wise
No eyes would ever gaze in eyes;
If all our tale were told in speech
No mouths would wander each to each.

Were spirits free from mortal mesh
And love not bound in hearts of flesh
No aching breasts would yearn to meet
And find their ecstasy complete.

For who is there that lives and knows
The secret powers by which he grows?
Were knowledge all, what were our need
To thrill and faint and sweetly bleed?

Then seek not, sweet, the "If" and "Why"
I love you now until I die.
For I must love because I live
And life in me is what you give.

 ~Christopher Brennan (1870-1932)
 

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 You've Got What It Takes
 


thought I would come in long enough to throw a tune up...later gaters


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 nuttin' honey
 


well kids, I have found yet another reason to love this little town...a day spa!...yes and at wonderful prices...I have my first session Thursday...so I am goin' full force here...cannot wait...it is snowing out and as I look out my window it reminds me of a snow globe....sun is shining and I don't think much of it will stick...I hope not anyway...I'm gonna hop off here...just wanted to share my good news with you...you all have a great day and I'll chat at ya later
Cracker
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